My apologies to Beck, Malkin & Limbaugh. They were right about Obama all along. I played his so-called "stay-in-school speech" backward at 33.33 rpm to check for any subliminal, socialistic messaging. Here's what I heard:
HELTER SKELTER; LOOT, PILLAGE, AND BURN; TAKE DRUGS; DROP OUT OF SCHOOL; LISTEN TO 50 CENTS, ORGANIZE A SOCIALIST TAKEOVER OF AMERICA TONIGHT WHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE SLEEPING; AND BE FRIENDS WITH VAN JONES.At least, that's how it sounded to me. I'll bet they never thought we would crack the code.