But now that I've had my morning decaf, I'm imagining Prince Charles & Duchess of Cornwall (where the hell is Cornwall anyway?), adorned in formal theatre wear, driving their bullet-proof Rolls into the heart of a mass student anti-tuition raise/anti-education cuts march. Well now, THAT'S a provocation. Like waving a red flag in front of the proverbial bull, I'd say. Just imagine the symbolism here, particularly after the royals just announced plans to spend $60 million on the wedding of Kate & William, while thousands of Brit students watch their futures being yanked away from them because they can no longer afford college tuition.
Compared to that, what's a little paint splattered on the Rolls? They'll probably run right out a buy a new one. And next time these high-maintenance feudal relics need to exit the palace on their way to the theatre, they should tell their driver, "Jeeves, let's take a more circuitous route this time. What say?"