Thursday, July 24, 2008

Hated jaywalkers

Compassionate conservative Robert Novak ("The Prince of Darkness") always had a thing for jaywalkers. Here's a WaPo quote of his from 2001:

"I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."

Novak took off in his Corvette yesterday, after hitting a homeless person, knocking him up onto the hood of his car. After police caught up with him, Novak claimed he never noticed hitting the victim.

"I didn't know I hit him," Novak said as he walked back to his Corvette. "I feel terrible. . . . [But] he's not dead, that's the main thing."

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